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THE
FAMILY VACATION SLIDESHOW ALBUM!
Situation
#1
While
visiting the Black Hills of South Dakota, Mt. Rushmore,
and the Giant Monument to Chief Crazy Horse, you and your
family run into the God Squad doing their super hero duties.
In a surprising turn of events your family end up helping
Carl and Jeff solve the “Mystery of the...”
Our
Story
Picture
of the family taking a picture of the God Squad. While
visiting Mt. Rushmore we run into the God Squad. While they
seemed to be in a hurry, they were only too happy to pose
for a couple of pictures for their adoring fans.
We notice
the nose of Lincoln is missing! After we finished taking
the picture, Carl and Jeff tell us the real reason they’re
at Mt. Rushmore.
Us chasing
the Evil-Doer! Carl’s knee was acting up and Jeff turned
the wrong way, but we were quick to join in the pursuit.
We went up mountains and over cliffs in pursuit of the Evil-Doer!
Just like Cary Grant!
Finally,
we catch the thief and rip his mask off to reveal it’s…MJ.
Situation
#2
Glitz
and Glamour was the aim of your family's vacation, so you
headed off to your favorite metropolis. The restaurants!
The hotels! Tres magnifique! Then one day you run across
a particularly famous personality and you hit it off so
well that they invite your whole family back stage for a
star-studded experience you won't forget very soon. You
can't wait to get home and tell everyone you know your own
two-week vacation “E! True Hollywood story” about when...
Our
Story
We are
driving through Hollywood when suddenly we saw Arnold and
Cher walking right in front of the car. We hit the brakes
and just missed running them over.
They were
so glad we didn’t hit them that they took us out to eat
at the most expensive restaurant in Hollywood. Arnold didn’t
like the food very much, so he beat up the waiter.
Somehow
after that we ended up backstage at the kickoff for Cher’s
50th Farewell Tour. And they asked Alysa to
play the guitar in the concert because her guitar player
was the waiter at a restaurant and he got beat up by someone
with an Austrian accent.
We were
driving home and suddenly President Bush stepped in front
of the car…
Situation
# 3
This
year your family decided “No Trip!” for vacation. Instead
you all enrolled in an intensive program of exfoliation,
mud wraps, massage, and cucumber eye treatments at Birmingham's
most exclusive spa, Spa-Go's. Unfortunately while
relaxing in the steam room you overhear a local mob boss
planning their next big illegal operation. After a quick
family conference in the large group jacuzzi, you all decide
to...
Our
Story
This year
our family decided “no trip” for vacation. Instead we enrolled
in an intensive program of exfoliation, mud wraps, and pretzel
eye treatment.
We overhear
Russian gangsters plotting...
We plan
to capture them to prevent them from robbing the Winslow
Bank.
So we fight
them…and are glad to know they’ll never try another illegal
operation again.
Situation
#4
After
climbing into your Winnebago and setting off on your Interstate
tour of the country, you and your family get a cell phone
call from your pastor, Rev. Bill Ritter, asking you to pick
up a friend of his in Toledo. Dr. Ritter thinks that two
weeks with y'all is just what his friend needs to help him
out. After picking up this friend you learn lots of things
about him, and your vacation takes an interesting turn when...
Our
Story
On the
radio you find out that there has been a Rock-Paper-Scissors
Tournament in Toledo.
This friend
of Dr. Ritter's always wants to play Rock-Paper-Scissors
all the time. So that is your amusement for the next 24
hours straight.
Finally
you ask, “Why do you always want to play Rock-Paper-Scissors?”
He tells you that he is the Rock-Paper-Scissors champion!
You’ve
gotten tired of playing Rock-Paper-Scissors, so your friend
comes up with a new game…EXTREME Rock-Paper-Scissors with
REAL rocks, REAL paper and REAL scissors.
No more
Rock-Paper-Scissors for you, so you drop him off at Dr.
Ritter’s and guess what? Dr. Ritter beats him at Rock-Paper-Scissors!
Guess he’s the new Champion!
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