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Dr. John E. Harnish
Senior Pastor
Praising God on an Oatmeal Box

Sermon:
August 12, 2007
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Scripture:
II Samuel 6:12-23

Miroslav Volf relates a story from Julie Taymor, the director of the movie Frida, the story of the Mexican painter Frida Kahol. She tells of a visit to the island of Bali many years ago. One day, alone in a secluded wooded area of the jungle at the edge of a clearing, she heard the sound of distant drums and music. It kept coming closer, and suddenly, into the clearing came thirty or forty old men, dressed in full warrior regalia, each carrying a spear. They started to dance, unaware of her presence. From a bit of a distance, she watched them for what seemed like an eternity. Then, suddenly, she says she had an epiphany: 

…they danced to—nobody. They were performing for God. They did not care if someone was paying for tickets, writing reviews; they did not even care if an audience was watching. They did it from the inside out and from the outside in…they were dancing only for God. 

Volf concludes, “Do we need to be reminded that our primary audience is God?” He then relates a similar experience on a spiritual retreat in the hills of Vermont. At the end of the retreat, the participants were in pairs, praying for each other. He says he will never forget the prayer his partner offered for him, “I pray that he will always play to the audience of One.” And so, of course, he titles his article “Dancing For God.” (Miroslav Volf, “Dancing For God,” Christian Century, Sept. 6, 2003, page 35) 

I love that image…“Dancing for God as an audience of One”: 

  • Living our lives in celebration and praise to God alone

  • Turning our adoration and joy-filled hearts to the God who gives us the song to sing and the dance to perform in the first place.

I can’t say I always manage it. Someone once asked, “Do Methodist preachers dance?” And the answer was, “Some do and some shouldn’t.” At the Ice Cream Social, after Judy and I danced a polka, one of my endearing church members said, “Well, after watching you dance, I am awfully glad you are a good preacher.” I can’t say I manage to live by it all the time, but I’d like to think that once in a while, I experience it—dancing before God, living my life for the audience of One.            

You have already heard the story of the day David danced before God.   

The Ark of the Covenant was coming to town! It was the gold-covered box crowned with angels, which carried the stone tables of the law. It was the sign and symbol of God’s presence, traveling with the people. There was a great parade and joyful festivities. King David was so delighted, he danced his way down the street; so overwhelmed he ended up dropping his drawers and dancing naked, literally in front of God and everybody. 

The Bible says he was wearing an “ehpod.” So I did a little research to see what an “ephod” looked like. A typo took me to the site of the “eh? Pod,”  an iPod designed for Canadians, as in “music, eh??” It is an iPod mounted on the side of a moose and powered by maple syrup. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/EhPod) 

An ephod could also be the elaborate vestments of the high priest, all filled with jewels and fine fabrics, or another source says it was more like a woman’s corset or girdle. But more likely it was a simple loincloth, not much more than a bath towel tied around the waist. I’ve always said, 1972 was the worst time in men’s clothing since the loincloth, and I have pictures to prove it!  (www.wikipedia.com) 

King David got so excited, he ended up dancing in his skivvies, naked in the streets, much to the embarrassment of his wife, former King Saul’s daughter, who chided him about it. But nothing could stop David’s full-blown, overwhelming joy at the presence of God in their midst. 

Now I am not a Biblical literalist, so don’t expect me to try the same thing. But I would like to praise with that kind of joy: 

  • to worship with that kind of spirit

  • to perform for our “audience of One”…dancing before God

  • to praise God in all things

In the context, David had been through some tough times. He had faced civil war, internal strife, murder, grief and deception, as well as external enemies and battles raging, then finally David’s victory over the Philistines. In the midst of it all, David learned to praise…praise in all things.  

Let me tell you the story of Rev. Adam Kuczma. He was the Superintendent of the Methodist Church in Poland in the ’80s, in those days before the end of communism and the fall of the Wall, when the church was struggling to exist under oppression and constant persecution. In 1986, before anyone could have imagined that the end of communism was in sight, he managed by nothing less than a miracle to attend the World Methodist Conference in Kenya. There he told his story. He was 18 when the Russians took control in Poland during World War II. One evening while his family was having dinner, soldiers barged into the house, looked around, pointed to him as the youngest and strongest person in the room and, with a wave of a hand, told him to come with them. Not knowing if they were taking him to his death or drafting him as a soldier, he had no idea if he would ever see his family again. As he rose to leave, his father squeezed a small Polish Bible into his hand.  

He was taken to a Soviet labor camp. Through years of hard labor, day after day, his only strength was the Word of God, until a guard grabbed it from his hands and tore it to shreds before his eyes. He wondered how he would survive without his Bible. Then, one day before dawn, he was ordered outside to shovel snow. As he stepped from his barracks, he saw something dark lying in the snow. It was a Bible, this one in Russian. Since he was fluent in both Polish and Russian, he picked it up and used it to witness to some of the guards during his time in prison.  

After the war, he returned to become a pastor in Poland. His life was often threatened and his ordination was delayed for seven years because the Methodist Bishop of Central Europe was not allowed to enter Poland to ordain him. Several times he had the chance to immigrate. He could have gotten out of Poland, but he stayed. And even in the midst of such oppression, he could smile as he gave thanks for God’s care for him, and with a broad toothy grin he said: “I have never regretted my choice. Our only weapon is the Word of God.”                       

Praising God in all things.  

Why did David dance? 

He danced because of the evidence of God’s presence in their midst.

He danced at the sign and hope of God’s final victory.

He could dance, regardless of grief or sorrow, because he worshiped a God who would be with them in all things.  

When our kids came home from Ghana, they had the same reaction of most Americans who visit with Christians in Africa…how can they be so happy with so little? How can they be so joy-filled when their life is so sorrow-filled? How can they worship with dance and song when they seem to have nothing else, while we, who have so much, seem to have everything but joy; while we, who have been so blessed, seem to know not how to praise? 

Dancing before God as the audience of One.

Praising God in all things.  

One more Wesley story. We’ve spent much of the summer talking about the hymns of Charles Wesley, but this one is about his brother, John, the founder of the Methodist movement. Those early Methodists were desperately poor. Many of them were simple coal miners, common laborers, out of the slums and the inner city. But they loved to sing. One historian says they sang on their way to meetings. They sang at their meetings. They sang on their way home from their meetings. And if they weren’t singing, Wesley assumed they had a spiritual problem.  

One of the hymn writers who influenced Charles and John was Isaac Watts, and one of his hymns was a particular favorite: 

I’ll praise my Maker while I’ve breath;

and when my voice is lost in death,

praise shall employ my nobler powers.

My days of praise shall ne'er be past,

while life, and thought, or being last,

or immortality endures.                                 

(U.M. Hymnal, page 60) 

Years later, at the age of 88, John Wesley lay dying on his bed. Brother Charles had died earlier, but the close friends and companions who gathered around him said his last words were, “Best of all, God is with us,” then he whispered the words from the Isaac Watts hymn: “I’ll praise, I’ll praise, I’ll praise…” 

A follow-up to the story comes from Louis Albert Banks, Methodist preacher and one-time candidate for governor in the state of Tennessee. He told the story of a man in one of his churches, a fine singer with a strong voice who was told he had cancer of the tongue and that surgery would be required to save him. As they were preparing him for surgery, he asked his surgeon, “And you’re sure I will never be able to sing again?” The doctor confirmed it once again.  

He said, “I’ve spent my life singing praise to God, and now you tell me I may never sing again. Well then, my last song will be a song of gratitude and praise for all God has done for me.” And as they wheeled him to the operating room, Banks says you could hear him singing down the hall: 

I’ll praise my Maker while I’ve breath;

and when my voice is lost in death,

praise shall employ my nobler powers.

My days of praise shall ne'er be past,

while life, and thought, or being last,

or immortality endures. 

Praising God in all things.

Dancing for God as the audience of One.  

My friend, Michael O’Bannon, was my pastor while we lived in Nashville. In one of his sermons, he reminded me of my childhood experience of singing in church. It was the time my brother and I, probably no older than first or second grade, were supposed to sing in the Sunday night service in our church. We were sitting on the front pew; our mother was at the grand piano.  When the pastor introduced us, brother Jim was the first to move. I was lagging behind, so he grabbed my hand to pull me up. He yanked, and I ended up on the floor under the piano. We recovered. We sang, but I don’t remember what. 

Well, Michael tells a similar story from his childhood. In Vacation Bible School, he had worked all week making a drum out of an oatmeal box. Those were the days before plastic, when the Quaker Oats box had a paper top. He had spent the week decorating it with red construction paper, crayons and paper doilies. On the day of the performance, the teacher was hustling the kids into the sanctuary, handing each of them an instrument, and someone else got Michael’s drum. He says he broke into tears and pitched what they call in Tennessee a “hissy fit.” He says, “The only solution was for the teacher to give the fat little squaller the drum he claimed was his and march them into the sanctuary to sing their praise.” 

Praising God on an oatmeal box.

Praising God in all things.

Dancing for God as an audience of One. 

Why did David dance? 

He danced before the ark, the sign of God’s presence with the people.

He danced in joy and praise for God’s goodness in the face of all things.

He danced to God as an audience of One. 

And so, in the end, he would write the last poem in the Book of the Psalms, calling us to worship God with all we’ve got: 

Praise God in his sanctuary.

Praise God for his mighty deeds.

Praise God with the trumpet.

Praise God with the lute and harp.

Praise God with timbrel and dance.

Praise God with strings and pipes.

Praise God with loud, crashing cymbals.

Let everything that has breath, praise the Lord.

(Psalm 150)           

One final story. It’s the story of Evan Evans, the Welsh Methodist. The Welsh are known for their singing, and the story goes that Evan Evans had a dream. He dreamed he went to heaven and was singing in the angel choir. Evan said it was a wonderful dream. There he was with all the angels of heaven. St. Peter conducting. King David himself playing the harp. There were 1,000 sopranos, 1,000 altos, 1,000 tenors and, Evan said: “I was the only bass. We sang, all 3001 of us, until St. Peter stopped the show. He turned to me and said, ‘Ah, Evan Evans, you’ll have to tone it down. You’re drowning out the rest of the choir.’” 

I can’t say I’ve always managed it, but once in a while, I’ve known the overwhelming joy of worship, the ability to praise God in all things. Dancing before God as the audience of One. 

Praise God!

Praise God!

NOTES:   

The story of Rev. Adam Kuczma comes from a sermon by Rev. James A. Harnish, “Good News from Nariobi: Dancing at the End of the Parade,” preached at St. Luke’s United Methodist Church, Orlando, FL, August 17, 1986. 

The story of Rev. Louis Albert Banks and the account of the oatmeal box drum come from a sermon by Rev. Michael O’Bannon, Belle Meade United Methodist Church, Nashville, TN, May 4, 2003, entitled “Praise Him with an Oatmeal Box.” It is obviously the source of the title for the sermon, as well.  

And the story of Evan Evans? Who knows. I heard it somewhere along the way, and it’s a wonderful story, even if it never happened! 


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