The year, 1998. The month, May.
The university, Syracuse. The occasion, graduation. The
speaker, Robert Fulghum (author of All I Really Needed to
Know I Learned in Kindergarten).
So, what did he say? At first,
he didn’t say anything. He just stood there….dressed in
academic regalia….making silly motions with his hands and
fingers. But then the motions became recognizable. For there
wasn’t a person in the audience (including me) who hadn’t
seen or made them.
Once the initial motions were
complete, Fulghum repeated them. Only this time he burst
into song. Whereupon everybody in his audience began to sing
with him. And, to whatever degree the spirit moves you, I
invite you to sing with me now.
The eensy-weensy spider
climbed up the water spout.
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain.
And the eensy-weensy spider climbed up the spout again.
With apologies to “Jesus Loves
Me,” “The Eensy-Weensy Spider” is probably the first song we
learned as children. But there is more to it than meets the
eye. Let’s dissect it for a closer look.
The eensy-weensy spider
climbed up the water spout.
What do we learn? We learn that
a very small-in-stature spider commenced to climb. I suppose
it is in the nature of spiders to be small. And also to
climb. As to this thing about water spouts, I can’t rightly
say. I’m not all that “into” spiders. Why a water spout?
Because it was there, I suppose.
All things considered, most of
you are bigger than spiders. So why have you been climbing
like them? Several reasons, I suppose.
Because the light is better
up there.
Because the view is better
up there.
Because the pay is better up
there.
And because things thin out
up there….
so you won’t feel crowded, trapped
and lost in the crowd.
Down came the rain and washed
the spider out.
Rains will come…which won’t all
be “showers of blessing.” And all the Doppler Radar in the
world won’t alert you to their arrival. But when they come,
they will interrupt your “king of the hill” game, big
time….even as they slow your “climb, climb up Sunshine
Mountain.” Such rains will come in the form of:
a class you can’t pass.
a boss you can’t please.
a job you can’t do.
a diagnosis you can’t dodge.
a biopsy that won’t lie.
or a friend who will.
an addiction you can’t kick
out.
or a lover you can’t coax
back.
As concerns such rains, the
issue is not “if,” but “when.” The author of Ecclesiastes is
right. “Time and chance really do happen to us all.”
A tough kid once approached me
and said: “Ritter, do you know what a swirly is?” Upon
learning that I didn’t, he said: “A swirly is when I put
your head in the toilet and flush.” Fortunately, I talked
him out of his intention. But life often accomplishes what
he didn’t…. grabbing our heads and flushing all over us.
Out came the sun and dried up
all the rain.
Which means that good things
will also happen in your life.
Fortune will smile on you.
Friends will smile on you.
Love will smile on you.
God will smile on you.
And (as with the adversities)
you won’t be able to explain the “good stuff,” either. “Why
me?” is not only something we cry in the rain. “Why me?” is
also something we cry in the sun. And most of you have
already been kissed by sunshine. I mean, do you think you
got this far by your own efforts?
Fortune will smile on you.
Friends will smile on you.
Love will smile on you.
God will smile on you.
Well, if that’s what you are
thinking, I suggest you cut the self-made (“I did it my
way”) crap long enough to acknowledge that you got this
far….and did this much….because a whole lot of wonderful
people got in your way. I mean, literally, got in your way.
Perhaps, because they were placed in your way. They didn’t
all get there by accident, did they? How is it they showed
up exactly where you needed them…and exactly when you needed
them? When I take a long view of history, I see my life as
having been laced with people who showed up at just the
right time, and doors that opened when I didn’t have
anyplace else to go.
And the eensy-weensy spider
climbed up the spout again.
The spider was not easily
deterred. Which is why this song is the quintessential
American anthem. And which is why there wasn’t anybody in
this sanctuary, a few moments ago, who couldn’t remember
it….or wouldn’t sing it. In addition to being in our brains,
I would contend that the “eensy-weensy spider” is also in
our blood.
But I want to push you toward a
second song. This one has no motions. Although it does have
a tune. Which I will hum. And when it becomes sufficiently
familiar so as to permit you to hum along, I invite you to
join me.
I see you all know this one,
too. We sing it under the title “Joyful, Joyful, We Adore
Thee.” But it wasn’t written with that text in mind….which
is why I had us hum it. In its own way, it is something of
an onward-and-upward song, composed by an onward-and-upward
man (who, in his earthly life, got rained on plenty).
I’m talking about Ludwig van
Beethoven. Born in 1770, he was raised in the home of a poor
musician (are there any other kind?). More to the point, his
father was described by one biographer as a “drunken tenor.”
Beethoven was gifted, but troubled. Something of a loner, he
was multiply disappointed in love. Given to unseemly
behavior and deplorable manners, he often played practical
jokes which backfired, depriving him of the camaraderie he
craved. He accepted responsibility for a nephew who brought
him great disappointment. At age 30 he began to experience a
hearing loss. By age 49 he was totally deaf. And for the
last eight years of his life, he couldn’t carry on an
audible conversation. A portrait of Beethoven at his piano,
painted during his deaf period, depicts the piano as
something of a wreck. Apparently, he pounded it into
submission in an effort to play it loud enough to hear the
notes.
Yet, four years before he died,
he composed his ninth (and final) symphony, closing with the
memorable melody we now refer to as the “Ode to Joy.”
Soaring and passionate, it almost begs for a religious
interpretation. And while Beethoven was not institutionally
religious, he once penned in a journal: “Every tree seems to
say holy, holy.”
In 1911, a Presbyterian
Princetonian named Henry Van Dyke wrote lyrics to it,
fleshing out its religious potential. Every so many Sundays,
we sing Van Dyke’s lyric:
Joyful, joyful, we adore
thee,
God of glory, Lord of love.
Hearts unfold like flowers before thee,
Opening to the sun above.
Melt the clouds of sin and sadness,
Drive the dark of doubt away.
Giver of immortal gladness,
Fill us with the light of day.
Ah, the beginnings of an answer.
It is God who causes the spirit to soar. It is God who
responds to the rains….without and within. And it is God who
inspires (and rewards) the upward climb. Consider Van Dyke’s
fourth verse:
Mortals, join the mighty
chorus
(meaning, we are not
alone)
Which the morning stars began.
(even nature joins in)
Love divine is reigning o’er us,
Binding all within its span.
And here comes the good part.
Ever singing, march we
onward,
Victors in the midst of strife.
Joyful music leads us sunward,
In the triumph song of life.
What do we have here? What we
have is the “eensy-weensy spider” all dressed up for church.
What we have is a reminder that this “upward climb” is both
God-inspired and well-nigh universal. People have done it
before us. People will do it after us. We encourage it from
generation to generation. Forty-two years ago, at an Albion
College baccalaureate, I heard Henry Hitt Crane say:
A tired old doctor died one
day,
And a baby boy was born.
A little new soul all pink and frail,
And a soul that was tired and worn.
And halfway here and halfway there,
On a high white cloud of shining air,
They met….and passed….then paused to speak
In the flushed and hearty dawn.
And the man looked down at
the bright new child
With wise and wearied eyes.
While the little chap stared back at him
In startled, scared surmise.
And then he shook his downy head.
“I think I’ll not be born,” he said,
“For you look old….and tired….and gray….”
As he shrank from the pathway of the skies.
But the tired old doctor
roused once more
At the battle cry of birth.
And there was memory in his eyes
Of pain….and toil….and mirth.
“Go on,” he said,
“It’s good….it’s bad….it’s hard….it’s ours, my
lad.”
And he stood and waved him out of sight
On to the waiting earth.
* * * * *
I could stop here. And I
probably should stop here. But I want to say one more thing,
even as I introduce one more musician. Sticking with this
idea of “the upward climb,” let me ask: “Might your climb be
undertaken in response to a call? And might that call
originate outside you, rather than inside you?”
The year, 1998. The month, May.
The college, Haverford. The occasion, graduation. The
speaker, Wynton Marsalis. Who came to the podium holding a
trumpet. But before he put his lips to the mouthpiece, he
talked about his middle school band teacher. He described
the first day of the semester when the teacher passed out
instruments to various members of the class. To a skinny kid
with thick glasses, the teacher gave a clarinet. To a fat
kid with big lips, the teacher gave a tuba. “Then,” said
Wynton Marsalis, “for reasons I can’t begin to fathom, he
handed a trumpet to me. Then he told us to play. We were
terrible. Anybody would have said we were terrible. But he
told us we were good. Apparently he could see something in
us that we couldn’t see in ourselves. And that was the day I
was called to play the trumpet.”
Could God have a call for you?
Could God see something in you that you aren’t able to see
in yourself? And might God be calling you to a work you
never considered (like this work)….in a place you never
considered working (like a church)?
I worry about the ministry. Not
because God has stopped calling people….but because some of
us are not doing enough to amplify that call, so that people
like yourselves no longer turn deaf ears to it. Rest
assured, God will never call you to something you are
unequipped to do. And God will never call you to something
the world doesn’t desperately need to have done. But if
you’re waiting to be struck by lightning or hit by a holy
hammer, you could wait all night. Because it probably won’t
happen that way.
God never inserted himself into
one of my dreams or pounded my stubborn will into submission
during a period of heavy prayer. Like I said earlier, God
“got in my way”….with some of the most unlikely people you
could ever imagine. There were a couple of young preachers
who never said much about the ministry, but portrayed it
appealingly. And there were a handful of silver-haired old
ladies who, because they couldn’t fathom why a teenager
would hang around a church as much as I hung around mine,
began to say things like: “I bet you’re going to be a
minister.” Little did they know that the reason I hung
around church so much was because it provided a well-ordered
oasis from some of the turmoil that was going on in my home.
And then there was a tired old English Lit teacher who told
me the only thing he would remember about the semester was
listening to me read Shakespeare.
These were they who called me
into ministry. And I’ve spent the rest of my life trying to
figure out if they were right.
But most days, I wake up,
knowing that I am:
where I need to be.
where I want to be.
where I ought to be.
where God can make use of
me.
And I have never….even
once….wondered about the worthwhileness of what I am doing.
I see people from the top of the mountain to the bottom of
the valley. I see them sad. I see them happy. I see them
needy. I see them seedy. I see them screwing up. I see them
straightening up. I see them struggling. I see them soaring.
I’ve seen God do some pretty extraordinary things….to some
pretty ordinary people….through some less-than-ordinary
people. And while I have never seen Jesus turn water into
wine, I have (as Orville McKay used to say) seen Jesus turn
beer into furniture.
And you could, too. Your mother
used to say to you: “What in God’s name are you doing?”
Well….what in God’s name are you doing?
Note: This was one of three
separate sermons I preached on the morning of June 12. I had
preached all three before. This particular message was
delivered in June of 1998.
Yes, the congregation really did
sing “The Eensie-Weensie Spider” song. Better still, the
congregation hummed Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy.”
I was not physically present to
hear either Robert Fulghum or Wynton Marsalis deliver their
addresses at Syracuse University and Haverford College. But
C-SPAN televised two days’ worth of gradation speeches,
non-stop. And while I didn’t watch all of them….after all, I
have a life….I watched enough of them to know that these two
were something special.
As concerns Henry Hitt Crane’s
poem, I’ve never seen a title. Wanting to quote it in the
late sixties, I called his home and had him recite it to me
line by line. That was our last conversation prior to his
death. Earlier in his illustrious career, he served as the
senior minister at Central United Methodist Church in
Detroit.