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Dr. William A. Ritter
Senior Minister
He's Back

Sermon:
April 15, 2001
Easter Sunday
Morning Services

Scripture:
I Corinthians 15:1-11

Would you believe that Mother Duck has returned, arriving in our yard in time for Palm Sunday? As some of you will remember, she appeared last year, scouted out the terrain, built a nest beneath our kitchen window, laid seven eggs, whereupon she proceeded to sit on them, hatch them, and then carted off the ducklings that came out of them before I could enjoy and spoil them. Then, later last summer, she came back and did it all over again.

She's gotten to know us, I think ... like us, I think ... trust us, I think. But what do I know? We feed her bits and pieces of bread ... just enough for her, but not enough for the coons and the squirrels (who tend to like eggs with their toast). Those of you who know the habits of fowl tell me that I'll have her forever, or until she outlives her child-bearing capacities. I only wish she'd leave her babies around a while, once they hatch. But within 24 hours, both she and they are gone ... off to Quarton Lake, I suspect.

As wildlife goes, Mother Duck is rather plain. Every visit finds her wearing the same old brown dress. Her husband, by comparison, is quite the gay blade. Either he shops at Nordstrom's, or else God has expended half a crayon box in the process of creating him. Unlike his wife, he never comes into our yard ... never finds stuff for the nest ... never helps with labor or delivery ... never does any of that stuff. What he does is watch her in the early morning from his elevated perch on my next-door neighbor's roof. Given that my next-door neighbors are Jewish, I figure that Mother and Father Duck have an interfaith marriage.

Then, to our utter surprise and delight, our daughter, Julie, flew home on Good Friday night from Harvard. Upon arriving, she took the Metro Car to Birmingham and used her cell phone to call us from our front porch at 12:15 a.m. She then announced that she was locked out of her room, laughing as we sleepily struggled to realize that the room she was locked out of was not in Cambridge, Mass., but Birmingham, Mich. Mother Duck. Daughter Julie. Sooner or later, what goes around, comes around. But not always in a timely fashion.

About a month ago, I heard tell of a Boy Scout training exercise in the art of giving first aid. To make things more realistic, several victims had been placed in various parts of the woods, ready to announce the nature and extent of their injuries to the first group of scouts who happened upon them. But one of the victims was so far off the beaten track that he spent the better part of the day without being found. In other words, medical relief (real or imagined) never came his way. Which explains why the group that finally tracked him down, discovered a note rather than a victim. Opening it up, they read: "I have bled to death and gone home."

Well, on Friday afternoon, Jesus bled to death and went home. He was pronounced dead at 2:35 p.m., next door (in the sanctuary of First Presbyterian Church). I was still there. But the choir missed it, given that they sang at 12:30 and took off for lunch. But I can report that Jesus' death was handled decently and in good order. After all, that's the way Presbyterians like to do things.

Except that where Jesus' death was concerned, the God who wouldn't save him from it, brought him through it. Who says so? I say so. But I am far from alone. Assuming that you listened to the text this morning, you know that I have backing.

Years ago, I concentrated my Easter preaching on the emptiness of the tomb, rather than on the appearances (to others) of the resurrected Jesus. Poor scholar that I was in those days, I thought that the "appearances" were later additions to the story ... perhaps colored a bit ... or even created (in part) by the early church. It was my theory that when the early church felt its case to be weak, it thought that its resurrection claim might be buttressed by the testimony of a few eyewitnesses. In later years, I learned otherwise. In reality, it was the "appearances" which anchored the earliest Christian preaching, with the "empty tomb" narratives perhaps added later.

The Apostle Paul consistently pointed to the Resurrection as the cornerstone of Christian preaching. But Paul ... who wrote 20 years before Mark, 35 years before Matthew and Luke, and 50 years before John ... never referred to an "empty tomb tradition" in his letters. But, over and over again, he named an entire list of people who had met the risen Lord.

I will be the first to admit that the details of the post-Resurrection appearances are both sketchy and contradictory. Read together, they raise as many questions as they answer. Jesus seemed to appear differently to different people. In one Gospel, he came through a locked door with no suggestion that anybody opened it first. The implication being that his body was somewhat ethereal and ghost-like. Yet, in another Gospel, it is suggested that he swallowed a piece of fish and ate it whole ... a suggestion which would require a body that was anything but ethereal and ghost-like. In more than one appearance, people who had every reason to know him, didn't recognize him. And Matthew even had the honesty to admit that when the eleven remaining disciples rendezvoused with him in Galilee, some (not one, but "some") doubted. Still, there can be little doubt that the earliest Christian preaching was grounded in the testimony of those claiming to have seen him for themselves, more than it was grounded in a story about some women who went to a tomb, looking for a body that wasn't there.

Could all of these witnesses have conspired for the sake of a good story? I suppose so. But from my armchair sleuthing, I have discovered that most conspiracies are usually hatched for the purpose of making the conspirators richer or safer for their efforts. But what did the first century preachers of the Resurrection get for their efforts? Well, a goodly number of them got martyrdom and death. Certainly, none of them got rich. For the friends of Jesus, things got worse (once they started preaching the Resurrection), not better.

But the most compelling reason that such appearances were on the up-and-up grows out of the initial reactions of those who claimed to have seen him. Far from overjoyed, most of them were scared to death. And with good reason. For when Jesus died, a whole lot of other things died with him. The ways in which they failed him died. As you will remember, some fell asleep ... some fell away ... some sold him out ... some stood him up. But when he died, all of that went to the grave along with his body. Assuming, that is, that Jesus stayed dead. But with Jesus alive ... if he was alive ... all of the secrets that were buried in the dark would now be exposed in the light.

I am sure you heard of the burglar who entered a darkened house in the middle of the night. With bag in hand, he was going around picking up priceless articles that belonged to the occupants. In the midst of that activity, he heard a voice, saying: "Jesus is watching you." The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. He didn't breathe for a full minute. Instead, he found his flashlight and played it around the room. But he couldn't see anybody. Thinking it was his imagination, he turned it off and went back to work.

Just as he was unhooking the stereo, he heard it again: "Jesus is watching you." This time he nearly jumped out of his skin. Beads of sweat popped out on his face. When he finally found his flashlight, he spotted a birdcage in the far corner. Upon closer inspection, he discovered that it held a parrot. Walking over the parrot, he said: "Are you the one that just spoke to me?" The parrot answered: "Yes, I am." The burglar said: "Why did you say to me that Jesus was watching me?" To which the parrot said: "I just thought you needed to be warned."

By now the burglar was over his fear and more than a little upset. He said to the bird: "What is your name?" The bird answered: "Moses." To which the man said: "And what kind of people name their parrot Moses?" To which the parrot responded: "The same kind of people who would name their Rottweiler Jesus."

From Easter morning forward, the appearance (or reappearance) of Jesus has frightened people. Because if he is really around, not only is the past reopened for evaluation, but the future is, too. Go back to the disciples. If Jesus stays dead and buried, all past failures are forgotten. And if Jesus stays dead and buried, all future promises are null and void. They are free to go wherever ... back to wives, girlfriends, old jobs, new jobs, the Army, the Navy, or in search of more promising messiahs. But if Jesus is really back, suddenly they have to own up to everything they did ... everything they didn't do ... and everything they promised to do. Given the fact that the crucifixion was not exactly their shining hour, I imagine that word of Jesus' return produced (in them) a few uneasy moments. Which is how the Gospels wrote it up. If he's back, they have some painful things to remember. And if he's back, they have some demanding things to do.

But let me pull you out of the first century to look at a more recent public figure, whose rumored return from death never materialized, but (as rumors go) has never quite been laid to rest in the 25 years since his passing. I am talking, of course, about Elvis Presley. It is amazing to consider the religious aura that continues to surface around Elvis, strange as that may seem to those of us who cared little for him then (and less about him now).

There are still those who call him "The King" and remember him in reverential tones. They portray him as the victim of those who used him and then sold him out for greed. He is recalled as a man who could move the masses, yet died pretty much alone. He is credited with giving birth to a new rhythm, a new musical idiom, and a new generation. For all of his idiotic lyrics about "hound dogs" and "blue suede shoes," he is venerated as a balladeer of love. Moreover, the only "Grammies" he ever received were for his recordings of gospel music and spirituals. Today, thousands still make visits to his home in Memphis, describing their treks in language commonly associated with pilgrimages. And the name of that home in Memphis ... "Graceland."

None of this would be worth talking about, had not otherwise-sane people made periodic efforts to convince the rest of us that Elvis was not really dead. Elvis "sightings" turned up with regularity. Several years back, there were people who claimed they saw him eating at a Burger King in Kalamazoo. Others claimed to have seen images of Elvis outlined in the condensation on their refrigerator door, traceable in a patch of lawn clover, or framed in the sweat stain on a male undershirt.

All of which is absurd. Elvis is dead. Elvis isn't coming back. And the whole thing is ridiculous. So why did people keep looking for him? You know the answer as well as I do. When Elvis was alive, many of his fans were more alive than they are now. Those days were wonderful. These days are less so. But were he to come back, maybe these days could be wonderful again. Nostalgia is always strongest among those who believe that when time marches on, it does not march up. Looking back, therefore, looks better.

Let me pause for a minute to tell you about a man driving along a country road. All of a sudden, he sees a farmer holding a pig in the air under a tree. So he stops to take a closer look. Which is when he notices that the farmer is holding the pig up to eat an apple. As the pig finishes one apple, the farmer moves him over and holds him under another. This is repeated from branch to branch and from apple to apple. The problem is, this is no small pig. The farmer is straining away, sweating buckets. Finally the traveler gets out of his car and says to the farmer: "That's a strange way to feed a pig. Doesn't it take a lot of time?" "Sure does," replies the farmer. "But what's time to a pig?"

Well, time may not be anything to a pig. But it's everything to me. And whatever else time is, it's passing. How does the hymn writer express it? "Time, like an ever-rolling stream, bears all its sons away (and most of its daughters, too)." And that stream seems to be getting faster and faster as I get older and older. Early in my life, I could wade in that stream with little regard for its current. But the day has arrived when I find myself wanting to tie my body to the dock for fear of getting swept up, unwillingly, in its flow.

I can see why people might have wanted Elvis back ... not to rock around the clock, but to roll back the clock. Except it won't work. Were Elvis to return tomorrow, he'd be 66 years old ... and memory lane would have lost most of its luster and magic. The past is not resurrectable.

Which brings us, full circle, to Jesus. Jesus came back. But not for the sake of the past. Had that been the case, he would have stuck around longer ... seeing the old friends ... singing the old songs ... in all of the old haunts ("I'll be seeing you in all the old familiar places"). No ... not quite.

So why did he come back? You know that as well as I do. Jesus came back, not for the sake of the past, but to take the sting from the future.

Not long ago, I read that (in all of life) there are only two operative questions. The first is: "Wazzup?" (as in "What's happening?"). When a baby first opens its eyes, it looks around in such a way so that the words are literally written on its face: "What's happening?" And from that day forward, life's most elemental task consists in figuring out what's going on around you.

The second operative question is also learned in infancy: "Am I going to be okay?" If the answer is yes, all other questions become easier to deal with. If the answer is no, even the simplest question becomes difficult to deal with.

The Resurrection comes (to all who experience it) as the ultimate endorsement that we are going to be okay. It is a word that says: "The worst thing that can happen is small potatoes compared to the best thing that has already happened." The Resurrection is God's "yes" to life, and God's "yes" to us. You cannot be held down forever. You cannot be held back forever. You cannot be held against your will forever. Which means that Jesus doesn't have to stick around, once he certifies the promise. He's got other trails to blaze. Which leaves you wanting more of him. But which also leads you to want (and ask) more of yourself.

That's why the ultimate argument for the Resurrection has always consisted in the change that the Resurrection produced in the lives of those who believed it. Not because life suddenly brought more to them, but that they suddenly brought more to life.

It's important to remember that. For tomorrow morning, the post-Easter world will still look pretty much like the pre-Easter world. The poor will still be poor. The homeless will still be homeless. The jobless will still be looking for work. Victims will still lay, half naked, under sheets in every emergency room in the county. Assault rifles will still be available for purchase in the underground economy. People will still shove funny stuff up their noses. Some kid will break his parent's heart. Some parent will break his kid's skull. And Jerry Springer will still interview a bunch of people who would rather make love with zebras than humans. But the Resurrection says: "No matter how much is piled on top of us ... or in front of us ... its totality shall not be sufficient to defeat us."

Every five years, Reader's Digest reruns a new version of an old, old story. Car turns over. Child is pinned beneath its weight. And some 105-pound woman, who can't ordinarily bench press a rolling pin, lifts 3600 pounds of metal off the legs of the little kid. Later on, even under hypnosis, she can't duplicate the feat. Was it fear? Hardly! Fear paralyzes ... immobilizes ... stops you in your tracks. No, it wasn't fear that enabled her to lift the car. Rather, it was the incredible focusing of energy, blocking out everything that would drain or divert it, zeroed in upon an objective that was deemed (at that very moment) to be the single most important thing in the world.

My friends, let me tell you this. At the height of disillusionment ... and in the depth of despair ... Jesus greeted a small cadre of friends who had every reason to believe him dead, and provided a focus that enabled them to lift the world and turn it upside down. Which he is still doing today ... with those not otherwise grave sitting at Graceland or whiling away their afternoons at the Burger King in Kalamazoo.

Long live the King!


 


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