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Knowing
my wife's reputation in the kitchen and her penchant for trying
new things, someone recently gave her a "mountain and
plantation" cookbook entitled "Cookin' Yankees Ain't
Et." Which made for good reading ... including recipes
for a lot of things I'd never tried. I learned about things
like Hog Jowl Turnip Greens ... Hopping John ... Cabin Cucumber
Ketchup ... Pot Likker (which has absolutely nothing to do
with what you think it does) ... and Brunswick Stew (how can
anything be other than wonderful when it starts with two large
tablespoons of bacon grease).
But at
the top of my list of "Dishes Yet to Be Tried" is
a southern Appalachian Mountain concoction called Baked Grits
and Pork. Not that I know all that much about grits. Or even
like grits. Truth be told, I have yet to meet a grit I couldn't
walk away from. Which probably has to do with being a Yankee.
Because Yankees didn't grow up with grits ... don't understand
grits ... and have no feeling for grits (given that they have
no memory for grits). But before the morning is history, I'll
hear from every grit lover in the place. In spades. Both barrels.
While
spending some time in Myrtle Beach with Ann and Zeno Windley,
Ann tried to introduce me to this beloved morning repast.
Four mornings in a row, she served them. Four mornings in
a row, I ate them. Truth be told, they got better each day
(even though I swear they were warmed over from the days before).
That's because Ann kept adding more stuff. And quite apart
from the blandness of the grits (which never did improve),
I found myself falling in love with the add-ons. That's because
grits without add-ons don't impress anybody. You need cheese
... butter ... egg ... salt ... pepper. Or you can add other
stuff like garlic, redeye gravy and thick, heavy cream. Or
you can throw stuff on top like shrimp (and, apparently, pork).
As to whether you can add anchovies and pepperoni, Ann declined
to say.
Grits,
of course, are nothing but coarsely ground corn. You can cook
`em in water. Or you can fry or bake `em, once they harden.
The corn, in question, is not the corn most of us eat off
the cob. Neither is it the same corn the Jolly Green Giant
tosses into those cute little cans. Grits come from corn that
is raised for milling. In the same family can be found cornmeal,
polenta, and hominy (which has to be an acquired taste, if
ever there was one). Hominy starts with really big grits which
are then mixed with ashes or limestone (the better to remove
the hull).
When Ann
learned of my interest in grits, she began surfing the Web.
Whereupon she discovered that while the first mention of the
grit was in the Sinai Desert (more on that in a moment), the
next mention was found amidst the ruins of ancient Pompeii
in a woman's personal diary. The woman's name was Herculaneum
Jemimaneus (better known as Aunt Jemima to her friends). The
Internet also contains the "Ten Commandments of Grits,"
four of which read: "Thou shalt not put syrup on thy
grits." Apparently syrup is a really big no-no. Another
of the commandments reads: "Thou shalt not eat Cream
of Wheat and call it grits, for this is blasphemy." And
the fourth commandment stipulates: "Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's grits," (which is one commandment I can
truly say I have never broken ... or even thought about breaking).
And the Internet goes on to describe ways you can cook grits,
eat grits, store grits, and use leftover grits. As concerns
the latter, it has been suggested that grits are very good
for patching blowouts, caulking bathtubs, and making a pleasing
party punch. I won't tell you, however, what you have to add
to the grits to make a "pleasing party punch."
All of
this is more than you care to know. So why am I telling you?
Well, consider this. Recent research suggests that grits are
the food that most commonly resembles the mysterious manna
that God rained down upon the Israelites during their sojourn
through the Sinai. Some critics disagree, stating that there
is no record of butter, salt or cheese raining down from the
sky, and that God would not punish his people by forcing them
to eat grits without these key ingredients. But Barbara Brown
Taylor, who is as good a preacher as the South has produced
in the last 20 years, writes: "Whenever I hear about
manna, I think of grits." Although she admits she never
knew what grits were until she was 12. Which was when her
cousin told her that grits were small bugs that lived in colonies
on the surface of ponds and lakes, like algae. At the end
of every summer they were harvested, shelled and dried in
the sun, so that little girls could not tell, upon eating
them for breakfast, that they once had legs on them.
Her reasons
for equating grits with manna are threefold. Both are fine.
Both are flaky. And both are absolutely no good as leftovers.
Concerning manna, God told Moses: "Each day the people
shall go out and gather enough for that day. One day's worth.
No more." Manna would not keep. Whenever the people tried
to hoard it, it spoiled overnight. In the morning it stank
and crawled with worms. When the sun got hot, it melted.
The only
exception was the Sabbath. Since God meant for the people
to rest on that day, God let them gather twice as much on
the day before. Manna was the Israelites' food. Raw manna
... boiled manna ... baked manna ... ground manna. Manna was
a symbol of God's very practical care for them. Long after
their sojourn in the desert was over, they remembered their
manna meals. Which is why they kept two quarts of it in a
jar by the tablets of the Law as an everlasting reminder of
their dependence on God ... who gave them (each day) their
daily bread.
There
has been a good bit of speculation about what manna was. The
Bible simply says (Exodus 16:31) that it was "like coriander
seed ... white ... and the taste of it was like wafers made
with honey." The linguistics scholars don't help us much.
For the word comes from the Hebrew "man hu" ...
which means: "What is it?" But if you go to the
Sinai Peninsula, it will not stay a mystery for long. The
Bedouin shepherds still gather it and bake it into bread ...
which they still call "manna." The flakes, themselves,
come from plant lice that feed on local tamarisk trees. The
lice go to the trees to suck the sap. But since the sap is
poor in nitrogen, the bugs have to suck a lot of sap in order
to live. In point of fact, they suck far more sap than their
bodies can retain. So they excrete the extra in a yellowish-white
flake (from a juice-like secretion) that is rich in carbohydrates
and sugars. Once exposed to air, it decays quickly and attracts
ants. So a daily portion is the most that anyone gathers.
Some believers
reject this explanation because they think it takes away from
the miracle of manna. In other words, if it comes as a byproduct
of nature, God can't be in it. But think about that. Does
manna have to come out of nowhere in order to qualify as a
miracle? Or does the miracle consist in the fact that God
heard the complaining of hungry people and fed them with secreted
bug juice ... fried into bread cakes ... which was something
that would never have occurred to them to eat? Or, to put
it another way, what makes something "bread from heaven?"
Is it the thing itself ... or is it the one who sends it?
Which
is not an idle question. How you answer has a lot to do with
how you sense God's presence in your life. If your manna has
to drop straight out of heaven looking like a perfect loaf
of butter-crust bread, then chances are you are going to go
hungry a lot. When the bread you get does not look like the
bread you are praying for, you tend to think God is ignoring
you, punishing you, or ... worse yet ... non-existent. Then
you start comparing yourself to other people and wondering
why they have more to eat ... or get more of their prayers
answered ... than you do. Meanwhile, you miss most of the
things that God is doing for you ... because they look too
ordinary (like bug juice), or too transitory (like manna,
which melts the minute the sun gets hot).
Isn't
that the point of that old-as-the-hills story preachers love
to tell about the storm that floods the town and threatens
the inhabitants. One man's house floods, whereupon he stands
on the porch and prays to God to save him. A rowboat comes
by and offers him a ride. "No thanks," says the
man. "God's gonna rescue me." Flood rises. Man climbs.
From the second floor balcony, the man prays again. Second
rowboat comes. Same offer. Same refusal. Finally, the man
is on the roof, praying for all he's worth. A helicopter flies
by and offers to drop him a ladder. "Thanks a bunch,"
says the man, "but God's gonna be along any minute."
Five minutes later, there's no more footing on the roof and
no more life in the man. "Death by drowning," is
what they write on the death certificate. On to heaven he
goes. Looking like a drowned rat, he confronts God for failing
to answer his prayers. Causing God to say: "Hey, I sent
you two rowboats and a helicopter ... "
The issue
is not whether that joke is old or new, witty or lame, funny
or unfunny. The issue is whether it's true or false. Because
if it's true, then you've got to be willing to look at everything
that comes your way as a gift from God. Which, if you do,
will mean that a can of soup can be manna ... a buck to buy
it can be manna ... a pot to cook it can be manna ... a fire
to warm it can be manna ... an appetite to enjoy it can be
manna ... and a friend to share it can be manna. Especially
the friend to share it, given that even manna braised in puff
pastry (with a gentle whisper of Bernaise on the side) doesn't
taste like all that much, when night after night you have
to eat it alone.
Now, if
I have convinced you that the sustenance of God can be incredibly
ordinary, give me half a chance to convince you that the sustenance
of God can also be incredibly daily.
When Kris
and I were a whole lot younger than we are now, somebody tried
to sell us a food plan. For a mere several hundred dollars
... in monthly installments, of course ... we could have a
year's worth of meat (roasts, chops, loins, ribs, patties,
stew scraps) along with a whole lot of other stuff to go with
it. Leading us to exclaim: "So much food. We'll need
a freezer to store it." And leading the salesman to answer:
"That's the idea, Mr. Ritter. For a few hundred extra,
a freezer can be part of the deal."
Needless
to say, we didn't buy the plan. We didn't buy the freezer.
And we've never even opened the huge freezer chest we found
in the basement of the parsonage. Instead, we use it for a
shelf. Still, we've got two full refrigerators and a well-stocked
pantry, so it's not like we're living on roots and berries.
I suppose you could call it our "manna insurance,"
in case God does not come through. But, then, where did we
get this "insurance," if not from God?
But prudent
as we may be ... and careful as we try to plan ... some of
the stuff in there spoils. Just like God said it would. So
we have to clean it out and flush it down the disposal ...
lest it turn to worms, or something equally gross and smelly.
Point being: some things nourish us, only if consumed in a
timely fashion. Like when they are given. Or as they are needed.
Over and
over again, I see people with terrible problems ... great
burdens ... devastating illnesses ... unraveling relationships
... and I find myself wishing I could make it all go away
and praying that God will make it all go away. But I can't.
And God doesn't. Which does not always make perfect sense
to me ... until my head comes to terms with what my heart
never fully accepts ... that some storms have to be ridden
and some valleys have to be crossed. Although God can ...
and does ... provide shelter in the storm, while setting tables
in the valleys.
What am
I talking about? I am talking about the sustenance of God,
most of which comes in bite-sized chunks ... a mouthful at
a time ... an hour at a time ... a day (or a night) at a time.
A favorite verse from a cherished hymn reads:
Lead
kindly light, amid the encircling gloom,
The night is dark and I am far from home.
Keep thou my feet; I do not ask to see
The distant scene ... one step enough for me.
As concerns
the Christian faith, I signed up (50 years ago) for the lifetime
food plan. But there are days, even now, when I go to the
cupboards of the spirit and find them bare. And so I pray:
"Give me, O God, whatever you can give me. Right now.
For now." And I leave it for you to judge if God has
answered that prayer or not. I mean, do I look undernourished?
And while
you're considering that, chew on one thing more. The gospel
tells me that Jesus once fed people in Galilee ... thousands
of them. I don't know how he did it. But, then, neither did
they. Still, while sopping up the last little bit of fish
juice with the last little hunk of bread, it must have occurred
to them that this was remarkably reminiscent of the "manna
stories" they had heard since they were little kids.
So they figured that maybe (in Jesus) they had a second Moses
in their midst ... an eternal bread truck that would follow
them wherever they went. So they stuck to Jesus like glue.
I mean, it was like living above a bakery.
But to
the disappointment of everybody, nothing ever appeared "fresh
from the oven" again. Which led some to say: "What
happened to the butter-crust?" And which led Jesus to
answer: "I am the true Bread from Heaven ... the Bread
that gives life to the world."
And the
ones who didn't go chasing the skirts of Sara Lee, understood.
Which is why they said: "Lord, give us this bread always."
Which
was their choice. And a good choice, I might add. But would
it ... would he ... be your choice? A loaf of bread versus
a relationship with Jesus. A loaf of bread versus a relationship
with Jesus. That's a pretty weighty question.
But before
you answer, think back to when you were young ... single ...
smitten. One night the two of you went out to dinner. Nice
place. High price. Wonderful chef. Great reputation. Sterling
service. And you ordered well ... and sat long ... endlessly
talking ... .discreetly touching ... searching and discovering.
Food came.
Food sat. Food went. Back to the kitchen ... barely picked
at ... largely uneaten.
Two questions:
Did
you go home hungry that night?
If not,
how can you remember it as being the best meal of your life?
Note:
I am indebted to Ann Windley for her meticulous research on
the issue of grits (and for preparing some). I am also grateful
to Barbara Brown Taylor and her most-thoughtful book, Bread
of Angels.
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