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Rev. Jeff Nelson
On the Mountainside: A Creative Look at "Our Father"

Sermon:
March 19, 2006
Sunday Night Alive

Scripture:
Matthew 6:9-13

On this Lenten journey, we have been following the prayer paths of Jesus. This journey began in solitude and then took us out to the roadside. This week Jesus will take us to the side of the mountain. In Matthew’s Gospel, there are three complete chapters dedicated to the times Jesus took his disciples up into the mountains for retreat and renewal. It was during these mountaintop experiences that Jesus would impart some of the most essential pieces of wisdom about what it would mean to live into the Kingdom of God. It was during these times the disciples could ask Jesus some of the questions that weighed heavy on their hearts. We call these times Jesus spent on the mountainside with his followers the Sermon on the Mount, and perhaps the most famous question any of the disciples ever asked him on this mountainside was, “Lord, how are we to pray?” 

“How are we to pray?” It is a question that all of us would probably want to ask. How are we to communicate with the very source of our being? What are we supposed to say? Are we supposed to say anything at all? How are we to pray? In response to this simple question, Jesus would string together 66 simple words that have stood as the model of how we are to be at prayer. Those words have become known as the Lord’s Prayer, perhaps the single most recognizable piece of liturgy throughout the entire Christian church.   

In the Lord’s Prayer, Jesus tells us so many things about how we are to approach God. Its lessons are so important because when we pray, when we close our eyes, fold our hands and enter into a moment of prayer, immediately an image of the God we believe we are praying to will form in our mind’s eye. The image of God we hold in moments of prayer is so important because that image will affect almost every other aspect of our lives. The image we have of God affects how we see ourselves, how we see the world around us, and how we will choose to live with others in this world. There are a lot of different ways people look at God, some far more helpful than others. Tonight, let’s take a look at some of the images we carry about God in hopes of finding the image of God that Jesus unveiled on the mountainside. Here is one of the ways people sometimes look at God: 

Hey, I suppose you know you are trespassing. Who let you in under that fence, anyhow? You are breaking ordinance 737, paragraph DD, sentence 6. Me? I’m God, and I’m Sheriff of these here parts. You don’t need to tell me your name because I already know your name. That’s right, I’ve been watching you. It’s my job as Sheriff of the Cosmos to keep track of you—to make sure you don’t do anything wrong, that you don’t step out of line. Because when you do, I gotcha.

 

It’s my job to enforce the rules, and let me tell you something. I’ve been watching you. In fact, I’ve been watching all of you. I am making my list and I am checking it twice, and trust me, I know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. And let me just say, most of you haven’t been too nice lately! As a matter of fact, I wrote most of you off a long time ago. Most of you will be going right down the chute, if you know what I mean. And as for the rest of you, it is just a matter of time before I catch you messing up or breaking one of the rules. It’s just a matter of time before I catch you having fun. FUN….those are the first three letters in “funeral” as far as I am concerned. If I catch you, I’ll have to put a little red X next to your name. Then you’ll have to do a whole bunch of good deeds in order to get rid of the red X. And if you don’t do enough? Well, let’s just say it ain’t gonna be a pretty sight. That’s right, I’m God. It’s my job to keep you in line. Most folks are scared of me—scared to death! Well good, that’s the way I like it! 

All of us, at one time or another, have had to deal with this image of God. God the Sheriff—the God of too many rules and too much judgment. The God who never seems to notice when I am doing anything right, but is always there when I step just a slight bit out of line. It is the image of God the relentless rule maker that often drives us to always be better or be the best. Living with this image of God always means somebody is in and somebody is out. If folks don’t live by the rules, at least as I understand the “the rules,” then they are simply outside of God’s blessing. 

Whenever I find myself running (or hiding) from this image of God as Sheriff, I turn to Psalm 103 and read about someone who didn’t have this particular image of God. Listen to these powerful words: 

The Lord works righteousness
      and justice for all the oppressed.
He made known his ways to Moses,
      his deeds to the people of Israel:
The Lord is compassionate and gracious,
      slow to anger, abounding in love.
He will not always accuse,
      nor will he harbor his anger forever;
he does not treat us as our sins deserve
      or repay us according to our iniquities.
For as high as the heavens are above the earth,
      so great is his love for those who fear him;
as far as the east is from the west,
      so far has he removed our transgressions from us.
As a father has compassion on his children,
      so the Lord has compassion on those who fear him.

So if the image of God as Sheriff isn’t the most healthy or helpful image of God for us to carry, then what is? Here is another way we sometimes view God: 

Welcome, good sir!!! It is nice to see you again. It has been nearly four months since your last visit. Yes, it’s right here…Christmas. It was a jolly good time, indeed. How is everything, sir? I have your list right here. Yes, let’s see…I gave you a new split level home with a swimming pool and a Jacuzzi. Oh dear...I did, I did, forget the Jacuzzi. I’m terribly sorry about that, sir. Let me take care of that right away. (One Jacuzzi for the split level home.) And how about the new boss, sir? Is he treating you all right? Oh, very good….it was no trouble at all. I did think sending your old boss to Siberia was a bit extreme, so I hope Wyoming would be permissible. (Very good, one old boss to Wyoming.)

 

Well, what is it today, sir? There must be some kind of emergency, some sort of crisis, you just calling me like this. Oh my, sir. That’s terrible. You got in an automobile accident. Totaled your car. What kind of car was it? A ’72 Chevette? I’m not sure I’d call that a crisis, sir. No, no sir…just a little joke…a little godly humor, if you will. I will make note of it, sir. (Replace the ’72 Chevette.) A new car? Why certainly, sir. What a great idea. I never would have thought of that. What kind would you like? A BMW? Excellent choice, sir. Any model? The M3…once again a great choice. Make it a convertible…now why didn’t I think of that? I’ll get right to work on that, sir. Wouldn’t want to forget like I did the Jacuzzi now, would I? No, no…no need to thank me, sir. That’s what I am here for. Your wish is my command. I was wondering if you might stay a moment, sir. It would be nice to catch up. No, no, I understand…you are a very busy person. You have places to go and people to see. I’ll just pencil you in for…Easter, sir? Very good…goodbye.           

God as Butler. A God whose only function is to tend to our every need. You know, if we were to poll the congregation tonight and ask everyone when, “When you pray, what is the image of God that comes to mind?”, I imagine that we probably wouldn’t find too many people who actually say that God is their butler. It would be a bit presumptuous. But how about in practice? When I think about my life, I know that more often than I’d like to admit, that is exactly how I have treated God. How many times do we only go to God if we are in a crisis or only when we need to get out of a jam? “Please God, just this once…”   

I guess the problem of only praying to God like a butler, only praying when we are in need and have nowhere else to turn, is that we miss out on so much. I think that through our prayer life, God hopes to share in our times of joy as well as in our times of trouble. In prayer, God can help celebrate with us in those times of abundance, not just help us in times of scarcity.   

The other problem with praying to God the Butler is that it is so individual. “Dear God…help me.” If our image of God is one of Butler, the great blessing bestower, then we end up placing only ourselves and only our needs at the center of everything. Jesus reminded us, in what is now called the Greatest Commandment, that when it comes to our relationship with God, it isn’t just about us, it isn’t just a vertical thing. Remember he said, “Love the Lord your God with all your heart, all your soul, all your strength and all your mind, and love your neighbor as yourself.” Jesus reminds us that our prayer life must be horizontal, as well. It must include the needs of others as well as our own needs. He reminds us that God is far more than just a butler.    

So if the image Jesus wants us to carry for God is not one of a Sheriff or of a Butler, then the question still remains: Who is this God to whom Jesus says we should pray? Well, here is another image of God we sometimes have: 

Well, howdy. You kind of snuck up on me here, didn’t you? The name’s Jehovah…but you can call me God for short. I’ve been God, well, for about as long as I can remember. It’s been pretty good being God. Mostly I sit right up here on my throne and watch things happen. I just kind of keep an eye on everything. Back in the old days, I used to be a lot busier. I sure did. Why, I remember this one time I created the whole universe…took me about a week, I think. Then there was that time I got the fella to fill that boat with those animals. What was that fella’s name? Noah, that’s right! Yeah, I got old Noah to build that boat and save the world from the flood. Sure was a smelly boat, though. Then there was this time that I made a highway right smack dab in the middle of the Red Sea. I was taking care of kids…you know, the children of Israel. They were trying to escape the Egyptians and I let them walk right through. Wow, was that cool. Because then those Egyptians tried to follow them in there and I shut the curtain right on them. Surprise, surprise, surprise. You should have seen it. It was great.

 

Yup, those were the good ol’ days. I guess I don’t get around much anymore. Don’t get too involved. I’m kind of retired. I mostly just got things going, gave them a good push, and then I came back up here to my throne and now I just watch them happen. Well, maybe every now and then I’ll perform some small miracle, help somebody out, take care of people here and there….you know, that kind of stuff. Otherwise I’m just up here on my throne. I’ve got my crossword puzzles and I have Bingo with the angels on Monday night. It’s been good, though. Well, it’s been nice chatting with you. I’ve got to take my morning nap… doctor’s orders and all. You come on back, now….          

God as an Old Man who went to sleep sometime after the Old Testament was written. A God who, if he ever possessed any power, sure isn’t using it anymore. A God who either used up all his power or lost it. A God who certainly has nothing to do with everyday life…that’s left to us.  

I think sometimes when we look out at our war-torn and poverty-stricken world, it might be easy to think that God has retired, checked out, isn’t able (or at least isn’t interested) in helping us out.  But thank God for Jesus. God came to us in the person of Jesus Christ to show that God is interested in every detail of the human experience. In Jesus Christ, God showed us that there was nowhere God wasn’t willing to go with us—into sickness and brokenness, loneliness and confusion. Even unto death. In the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, we encountered a God who is far from retired, but active and alive and working in the affairs of nations and governments, as well as in the lives of folks just like you and me.

So the question still remains. What is the image of God Jesus points us towards? Well, in order to help his disciples get a glimpse of God, he told them a story—a story that has become one of our favorites. I tell it to you now in the first person: 

I really don’t know where to start. Well…okay…I really didn’t know what to expect. I’d been away from home for about five years. I hadn’t seen my mom or dad. I just didn’t know what was going to happen when I showed up. I didn’t write a letter or call to let them know I was coming or anything because I was afraid that if they had any warning, they would lock up the house and the cops would be there waiting for me. So I decided to just show up. I was a sight. I had just hitchhiked about 1,000 miles. It was the middle of the winter and I was wet and cold. My clothes were all torn and dirty. I hadn’t showered in about two weeks. I must have smelled something fierce. 

 

It’s not the way I left, that’s for sure. No, when I left five years earlier I had $50,000 in my pocket—money I had taken from a trust fund my parents had set up for me—and I took off. The only thing that was in my mind was freedom. I wanted to be free—free from my mom and dad, from their rules, their church, their friends. I wanted to just get out of there and experience some real life. I wanted out. I wanted to go where the action was, where real life was happening. I did, and things sure happened. I had a lot of friends….for a while anyway. But drugs and fast living have a way of emptying your pockets, and before I knew it, my stomach was empty, as well. I found myself behind restaurants digging in garbage bins for my next meal. The big factory had big layoffs and there was no work anywhere. One morning I woke up and said, “I need to go home.” I didn’t know what my mom and dad would say because I had really messed things up. They had no reason to take me back. But I had nothing to lose, so I just decided to go home. 

I showed up about two o’clock in the afternoon. I went over to this park and started to rehearse my speech: “Mom and Dad, I’m sorry I messed up. I know I don’t deserve anything. Maybe you could just give me a job as an errand boy in your company.” I rehearsed that for an hour, then went over to my house. There weren’t any cars in the driveway because both my folks work, so I thought I’d better check in the mailbox, because what if they had moved or something. It’s not like they knew where I was or anything. So I went over and opened up the box, and sure enough, there were a couple of bills there with my parents’ names on them. That’s when I saw the note. It was kind of yellow and curled up at the edges. Some of the tape was peeling off. It had my name on it. I took it and opened it. It read:

           

Dear Jeff,

Sandwiches in the fridge, clean sheets on the bed, house key in that same old hiding place. Welcome home!
                                           Love,    
                                           Mom and Dad
 

Well, I wasn’t about to walk into an empty house. I mean, I had had enough trouble with the police. I guessed it was just safer to stay put until they got back home. I walked across the street and ducked under some bushes, and I just waited.  About four o’clock, my mom came home. She drove down the street and pulled into the driveway. She checked the mail and I saw her hand go up to her mouth, and she went running into the house. About ten minutes later, a car came rushing down the street and slammed on the brakes right in the front of my house. It was my dad. He ran into the house. Every five minutes my mom would stick her head out of the house and look up and down the street. My dad just stood in front of the bay window, kind of looking…like he was looking for somebody.

           

I didn’t work up enough courage to knock on the door until about midnight. I didn’t know what they were going to say. I knocked on the door. My dad opened the door and he just stood there and stared for a minute, then he started to cry. I started into my speech: “Dad, I’m sorry…” He wouldn’t even let me finish. He just grabbed me and gave me this great big bear hug, and then my mom ran in and started hugging me, too. They took me into the dining room and dinner was on the table—my favorite, lasagna. I started eating and my dad got on the phone and called my brother, and the whole family came over. It was one o’clock in the morning on a school night, and they were having a party…for me. That’s when I realized just how much my parents loved me. I sure didn’t expect that and I sure didn’t deserve it. But my mom and dad, you see, they love me…they really do. 

So Lord, how are we to pray? And Jesus said to pray like this: “Our Father, who art in heaven…”

And who is this heavenly father? To that, Jesus told them a story: 

There was a man who had two sons. The younger one said to his father, “Father, give me my share of the estate.” So he divided his property between them.

 

Not long after that, the younger son got together all he had, set off for a distant country and there squandered his wealth in wild living. After he had spent everything, there was a severe famine in that whole country, and he began to be in need. So he went and hired himself out to a citizen of that country, who sent him to his fields to feed pigs. He longed to fill his stomach with the pods that the pigs were eating, but no one gave him anything.

 

When he came to his senses, he said, “How many of my father’s hired men have food to spare, and here I am starving to death! I will set out and go back to my father and say to him: Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son; make me like one of your hired men.” So he got up and went to his father.
 

But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him.
 

The son said to him, “Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son.”

 

But the father said to his servants, “Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let’s have a feast and celebrate. For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.” So they began to celebrate! 

When we pray, Jesus tells us that we bring ourselves before the God who, like a loving parent, stands with arms open wide, always ready to receive us and welcome us home. I don’t know where you are on your journey tonight. I don’t know if you are feeling a long way from home or if you already know this God—this loving, forgiving, all-embracing God—whom Jesus tells us about. Wherever you are on this journey, simply know that God waits for our return as a father waits for the return of his much beloved and long lost child. If you haven’t met this God yet, I pray you meet him soon. If you know him already, why not introduce him to someone else?

 

 

Note:  The monologues in this sermon were adapted from Curt Cloninger’s video entitled God Views. In this video, Curt gives several other very creative and funny presentations of the ways we sometimes look at God. It is definitely worth seeing. More information on this video and other works by Cloninger can be found on his website, http://www.curtcloninger.com. 


 


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